A large part of the list that follows will probably be familiar to you and will bring back unpleasant memories. But! to avoid these moments, or at least reduce the chances of them happening, share this article with your friends, in case they recognise you… and stop their bad habits. 😉
1. “I thought I’d managed to separate 50 eggs without breaking the yolks, until I saw that one in the top left corner…”
2. “Why is this happening?!”
3. “When you pour something and this happens…”
4. “People who eat chicken wings like this should be jailed for a week. Per wing.”
5. “My sister watches videos with a horizontal orientation vertically.”
6 “My brother cut himself a slice of cake like this.”
7. “My wife threw out this peanut butter because she thought it was empty.”
8 “The DVD player of my grandparents.”
9 “My mother peels avocados like potatoes.”
10. “The hair dye I ordered online has finally arrived.”
11 “My tap is too small to put my hand completely under it.”
12 “Someone put it back in the freezer like this.”
13 “People who leave public toilets like this.”
14. “My husband thinks it’s normal to be seen like this in public.”
15 “My girlfriend puts the empty eggshells back in the tray.”
16. “Okay, we’ll have a meatless day today, thank you!”
17. “One of my clients complained that her stairs were moving. It turned out that the people who installed the stairs had simply done the whole thing on loose sand.”
18. “How can someone use headphones like that?!”
19. “My boyfriend uses the same knife for butter and jam, he doesn’t even wipe it.”
20 “My family leaves toothpaste like this after use.”
